Clemson is going to lose to Oklahoma, because Clemson is in the ACC
Clemson is about to lose to Oklahoma in the BCS semifinals. The Tigers are a nice team, but Florida State’s 38-24 faceplant against Houston earlier today was the final [...]
December 2015
So the Radiohead Spectre song wasn’t the slow, snoozy one?
“Writing’s on the Wall” is exactly the kind of joy-crushing ballad you’d expect from Sam Smith. What it isn’t is the theme song for a James Bond [...]
N.C. town rejects solar farm over fears it will “suck up all the energy from the sun”
According to the Roanoke-Chowan News-Herald, the booming solar farm business in the tiny North Carolina town of Woodland has screeched to a halt after residents expressed [...]
Mexican drug cartels vs. ISIS? We’d watch it twice
“Is ‘cartelblog.com‘ a reliable news source?” some of you may ask. Well, let us ask you something: Is it on the Internet? Then the answer is [...]
The Top Six Tom Brady Tackle Fails Of All Time
Have you ever wondered what you’d look like trying to bring down an NFL ballcarrier? Wonder no more. With a football in his hand and Bill Belichick on the sideline, Tom [...]
Brady’s missed tackle on Malcolm Jenkins of the Eagles #tacklefail
Here at Blooperman, we sometimes like to bring you the occasional unfortunate incident. Not the kind where people get sick and their families go bankrupt trying to pay [...]
Here’s how Carolina gets into the College Football Playoff
Tonight, the North Carolina Tar Heels will play the biggest football game in their history. Hell, it could be the biggest football game between ACC teams in history. The 2013 [...]
Why do people still live in Australia?
It’s bad enough you hardly have any chance of being shot anymore Down Under thanks to an oppressive gun control regime. Now there’s this thing, which as near as [...]
This is the big one, UNC fans
Holy crap, North Carolina fans thought back in October when they started to realize three things: The Tar Heels have a football team, it’s not terrible, [...]