Old Man Yells At Cloud: Pokemon Go or Pokemon No?
If you have been on social media or watching the news the past few weeks, you’re aware of a topic that seems to have divided our nation. I’m not referring to the [...]
July 2016
Bill Belichick Crossed The Line When He Muttered ‘Jesus Christ’ To Blooperman Writer Dave Brown
New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is a big, ol’ dirty cheater as well as a world-class jackass and bully with the sports media, which is a skill he [...]
Celluloid Scoreboard: Not Enough Entree In Woody Allen’s Café Society
Some critics say the films of Woody Allen are an acquired taste, but his latest work, Café Society, is sure to further divide audiences who simply want a sense of [...]
The First Wonder Woman Trailer Is Here, And, Well, There’s Gal Gadot
The first Wonder Woman trailer is finally here, and there are a myriad of reasons be super excited to pay 20 bucks to see it. First, Gal Gadot is extremely attractive. [...]
NBA Calls North Carolina’s HB2 Bluff, Yanks All-Star Game From Charlotte
North Carolina’s odious House Bill 2 – known as HB2 – doesn’t appear to be going anywhere anytime soon. The same can’t be said for the 2017 NBA [...]
The Atlanta Braves Suck, But At Least They Have The Fastest Fastball
The 2016 Atlanta Braves are a rolling baseball dumpster fire. One thing they do have, however, is somebody you’ve never heard of throwing the fastest fastball in the [...]
Humanity Possibly Doomed Now That Wild Boars Can Attack By Land AND Sea
Introduction by humans has been blamed for the rapid spread of the destructive wild boar, which is taking over the earth. But now it’s time to consider another, far [...]
Celluloid Scoreboard: Lady Ghostbusters Not Awesome, But Not Awful Either
Let me assure you the new Ghostbusters movie is neither as awesome nor as awful as you may have heard. While the special effects and cameos from the previous cast are great, [...]
Celluloid Scoreboard: “The Cutting Edge” Blandly Skates Without Leaving Much Of A Mark
Paul Michael Glaser’s 1992 The Cutting Edge inspired a string of ensuing sequels and remakes, but having watched this paint-by-numbers look at a former hockey player [...]
