Just kidding. We did, however, watch a whole lot of stale gymnastics and laps around the track and inexplicable tape delays and everything interesting held until you were falling asleep on the couch on 11:30. Was it worth it? Also, is Durant a coward for joining the Warriors? Was it sad the way A-Rod went out? Is the ACC actually a football conference now? And the NFL preseason? Is it possible to waste more time?
Finally, most critically, has Drew actually watched a Cubs game this year? Only one way to find out – by listening to this edition of the Blooperman Podcast!