Golfer Acts Out Fall Of The United States In Tragic One-Act Play On Ice
And with this, we have the most perfect visual representation of what voters did to themselves on election day: It’s hard to say exactly which event symbolizes the [...]
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Blooperman Podcast Episode 20: Debating The Debate, Applauding The ACC And Reevaluating Kaepernick
In this edition of the Blooperman Podcast, we attempt to clarify every, single pressing issue of the day – starting with the presidential debate. Who won? Donald Trump? [...]
Girl At Louisiana State-Auburn Game Calls For It, Gets It
Oh man. Here’s a video clip with audio. Yes, by all means, let’s go back to the studio. We can only assume the guy with the microphone immediately called for an [...]
Belichick Tormentor Dave Brown Was On ‘The Dan Patrick Show,’ Because The Only Bigger Story In New England Than The QB Situation Is Daring To Ask About The QB Situation
Blooperman contributor Dave Brown of the the Concord (N.H.) Monitor was on The Dan Patrick Show this morning, which we thought was cool enough to share. Dave is in the [...]
Blooperman Podcast Episode 19: Our Greatest Podcast Ever
Welcome to this edition of the Blooperman Podcast, otherwise known as The Greatest Blooperman Podcast Ever. There were so many juicy topics, we were forced to bring in [...]
Swanson Getting Neutered By Own Catcher Sums Up Braves’ Bumbling Season
Atlanta Braves top prospect Dansby Swanson has so much belief in himself he has been playing shortstop in the major leagues, where balls routinely come head your way at [...]
Blooperman Podcast Episode 18: We Finally Finished Watching All Of The 2016 Rio Summer Olympics
Just kidding. We did, however, watch a whole lot of stale gymnastics and laps around the track and inexplicable tape delays and everything interesting held until you were [...]
How Did The 2015 NFL Season Leave Off? Oh, THAT’s Right
The first game of the 2016 NFL season will be played by the same two teams who played the final one of the 2015 season, the Carolina Panthers and the Denver [...]
God Strips Ball From Dalvin Cook; Mississippi Strips Dignity From Itself
Not only did Mississippi manage to get blown out of a game it led 28-6 late in the second quarter, but the Rebels did it despite Florida State playing most of the first [...]
Will Dansby Swanson Be A Star? History Says It’s Literally A 50-50 Shot
Dansby Swanson got all of 494 minor league at bats before the Atlanta Braves, finished sucking the marrow out of yet another once-productive player, discarded the dried husk [...]