God Strips Ball From Dalvin Cook; Mississippi Strips Dignity From Itself

Not only did Mississippi manage to get blown out of a game it led 28-6 late in the second quarter, but the Rebels did it despite Florida State playing most of the first half like it was still trying to get over a team quaaludes bender from the night before:

Florida State running back inexplicable drops the ball against Mississippi in the two teams' season opener on Sunday night.

See, what had happened was …

The Seminoles were down 21-3 at this point and failed to reach the end zone despite first-and-goal from the 3 as the next three plays consisted of a botched snap and two dropped passes in the end zone. Dalvin Cook, perhaps the best running back in the country, didn’t look like he was gearing up to make an ass out himself like this dipshit, making the hot-potato fail that much more unfortunate. Luckily, he rallied for nearly 200 total yards as FSU overcame the largest deficit in school history.

The Rebels, meanwhile, were last seen slinking back to Oxford: