Golfer Acts Out Fall Of The United States In Tragic One-Act Play On Ice

Hey world, fore! Consider that your final warning

And with this, we have the most perfect visual representation of what voters did to themselves on election day:


It’s hard to say exactly which event symbolizes the United States most depressingly: The ball that fails to exit the hazard, like America’s hope for the future. The swing-and-miss meaning he has to take a stroke and a drop, like a mentally unstable C-list celebrity not only running for but winning the presidency, or the uninformed doofus not realizing just how fragile his foundation really is and falling through the ice, like the institutions supporting our democracy.

Hey world, fore!