Marine Iguana Attacked By Terrifying Horde Of Snakes Perfectly Visualizes 2016 Presidential Election

We hope, anyway

While we watch in horror as an orange monster takes an early lead, perhaps there is no more perfect visualization of the 2016 U.S. presidential election than this ghastly footage from Planet Earth II, which premiered on Sunday on BBC:

Please, Dear God, let the United States be this baby marine iguana on Fernandina Island in the Galápagos Islands, and let Donald Trump be the pus bursting out of a giant American zit or the wretched, disgusting regurgitation of The Babadook. We realize and fully accept that we’ll have to keep The Babadook in the basement and feed him bowls of worms. That’s totally OK if it means he won’t try to make us kill each other anymore..

And Trump just won West Virginia. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck …