Jim Webb tells Democrats to shove it

In a bold Costanzian move, angry orange guy at the end of Democratic debate stage launches preemptive breakup strike against party

Jim Webb

Former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb, shown here not speaking at the recent Democrat debate, thinks he’ll get more chances to talk as the only person in his party running

The one-time presidential candidate, often known as “Who?,” will reportedly take time before deciding to launch another bid for irrelevance, this time as an independent.

Is it premature to dream of Webb-Carson/Carson-Webb ’16? Hell no. It’s all been a dream anyway.