Thanks To Matt Drudge, Hurricane Matthew May Be An Evolution Theory Test Lab

That is actually how Hurricane Matthew looked on a satellite image. Or so our Kenyan socialist president would have you believe.

That is actually how Hurricane Matthew looked on a satellite image. Or so our Kenyan socialist president would have you believe.

The debate rages: Are humans still evolving? Scientists say yes, but Donald Trump says science is a Chinese hoax so who can be sure? Thanks to professional deplorables manipulator Matt Drudge, we may be about to find out who’s right.

Yes! It’s all a conspiracy! Being too stupid to run from a Category 4 hurricane because the political party with which you’ve aligned yourself tells you it’s not real is perhaps the perfect way to test the theory of natural selection. We eagerly await the results!

Oh, and the loss of human life is a terrible tragedy.