Today is National Whiskey Sour Day. If you don’t know how or why that’s the case, don’t worry – nobody else seems to either. It’s not as OK to not know how to make a whiskey sour, though, and practice makes perfect.
You won’t remember anything you learned, of course, because of how intoxicated you got. You will, however, have come up with a reason to drink on a Tuesday, thus making you still not an alcoholic. That calls for a whiskey sour!