Phil Collins is coming out of retirement! Yay?

You should probably temper your expectations until somebody finds Philip Bailey

The former Genesis frontman-turned-piano-ballad-weenie-king told Rolling Stone he’s “raring to go.” “In the Air Tonight” you’re probably thinking excitedly, followed by “that reminds me: I need to Google ‘Sussudio’ meaning.” (No, you don’t. It’s just as stupid as you’d think).

Who hasn’t missed Phil Collins? Well, just remember, this isn’t actually Phil Collins and really doesn’t have anything to do with Phil Collins:

Of all the fashion trends to have fallen by the wayside, this may the most tragic.

Of all the fashion trends to have fallen by the wayside, this may the most tragic.

 This is Phil Collins, and it could – and probably will – happen again. Nobody needs that.