You will not see John Elmerson Fabriga over the next two weeks competing at the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio. The diver did, however, represent The Philippines in the 3-meter individual springboard competition at the 2015 Southeast Asia Games, though represent is a strong word, as is competition. And diver. He did not win gold. In fact, he did not score any points. That’s actually really hard to do.
No word on whether Fabriga pounded a bourbon before takeoff, but we bet he wishes he had.