Why do people still live in Australia?

Crocodiles, snakes, spiders, sharks - and now this. What the hell, Australia?

Giant lizard crawling on Australian wall.

That’s right: Not only is this thing a dinosaur, it can stick to vertical surfaces.

It’s bad enough you hardly have any chance of being shot anymore Down Under thanks to an oppressive gun control regime. Now there’s this thing, which as near as I can tell recently crawled out of a hole dug just a little too deep by a greedy corporate mining operation.

Holy shit. I’m never going to Australia.